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Just went to the movies today (matinee, plus I had a coupon) and let me just tell you something: you want someone who can fight aliens before they destroy the earth, don’t count on the good-looking fancy boy prancing around in his drawers. I mean, jeez, that film was complete fiction! If the powers that be were REALLY going to put somebody in charge of kicking alien ass from the future, they’d of course choose someone like, I don’t know, someone with a keen intellect and nerves of steel.
Am I right, people???!!!!!

First, credit where credit is due: I saw this post on TheRealEffingDeal.com (happy, Ponce de la Nimrod???), which links you to a site that claims UFOs have some kinda interest in Giza.  Give me a break.  Just look at the configuration of the supposed “alien spacecraft” captured on film.  I bet I could make one of those images in photoshop myself, if I could figure out how to install it.  (Actually, if anyone can send me instructions on that, I’d be real grateful.)
There’s absolutely nothing in Egypt the aliens want.  Trust me.  ”Energy vortex?”  PUH-LEASE! Word on the cyberstreet is that the only highly concentrated energy source on earth got wacked a couple of years ago.  So, what, Ponce, you think we’re being visited by space tourists???  It’s people like you that give alien conspiracy theorists a bad name.  So stop it.

Okay, okay. Finally, FINALLY. Now I can point you to one of the little-known facts about robots, terrestrial or otherwise. They LEARN. You know what that means (Borg, anyone?). You probably can’t handle this truth, but if you dare to have your mind completely effing blown, go straight to the source.

This is not a test! Meteor confirmed in new York state. It was LOUD- so say the people who heard it…

HERE

Assinator needs to stop with the jokes- he doesnt know how serious this is.

I’m sure those TRED jerkons are going to steal my post and pretend they found this story first, but whatever. I don’t have time for horsing around.

So, anyway, this looks like an atmospheric entry trajectory to me. And don’t believe the ’satellite debris’ explanation. We’ve already been over that bs. Anyone who can get to the area of impact, let me know what you find. Especially if there’s anything MAGNETIC.

Enough said.

Here’s NASA’s explanation:

Asked which satellite was at fault, Johnson said “they ran into each other. Nothing has the right of way up there. We don’t have an air traffic controller in space. There is no universal way of knowing what’s coming in your direction.”

NOTHING has the right of way?? Hmmm? I think that last sentence is more telling than the ones before it. Well SOMETHING’S coming in our direction. And whatever ever happened to the Beagle 2 Mars lander?? I guess it must’ve gone through a red light and gotten destroyed in an accident because there wasn’t a cop up there to direct traffic. Come on, NASA. Humanity isn’t stupid.

All right, I take that back — MOST of humanity, SOME of humanity isn’t stupid. Well, there are definitely a FEW of us who aren’t stupid. Hopefully some of them are reading this right now.

Don’t believe me?? Read the damn article for yourself and YOU tell ME why the best rocket scientists in the world can’t build systems for their satellites — which cost tens of millions of dollars each, by the way — that can figure out when two of them are going to run into each other and then FREAKING WARN SOMEONE WHO CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!

CNET

I would love to know exactly what Kittens have to do with the intergalactic war between aliens and humans? Robo-warrior only posts the REAL EFFING DEAL – you have the most misleading name ever!! and you call me a loser?!?

Kittens and Music videos and skanks with lightsabers?? That’s not truth, that’s not evidence.

I only post the facts. The truth. The real. I won’t waste my readers time with anything but that. You keep pushing your filler, punks.

I’ve been out of commission for awhile, but I’m finally back online. My secret, secure, alienproof bunker is now complete. It’s impenetrable nature posed some unique challenges– I can’t believe how effing hard it is to find a 56k modem these days.

Anyway, all my technology problems got me to thinking (plus just watched EAGLE EYE — you wouldn’t believe how effing hard it is to find new movies on VHS), if there were — hypothetically — a crazy-advanced race of giant machines from another planet that could travel faster than the speed of light, then maybe, just maybe they could come to earth and hide in plain sight by disguising themselves as HUMANS.

Now don’t pee your pants. Your girlfriend’s probably not a robot (simple test — you can program robots to do ANYTHING). I’m just speculating here. I have no definitive evidence to support any of this. But you might want to see what the experts on extraterrestrial life have to say on the subject A- this is an older article but sums of some of my main concerns in our ever increasingly robotic death trap of a world.

go here to read all about it

This guy’s onto something. Read his blog carefully. Flying cars in BC. B-effing-C!

The aliens have always wanted the earth for all the resources and energy it can provide — or maybe that’s exactly what they want us to believe. Maybe there’s more to it. I were you, I’d go out and do the research yourself. You can’t trust anyone. Not even your own mother. Robo-Warrior out.

food for your brain ::: wake up people!

Wow, these guys start getting their briefings early — before anyone even gets to VOTE.? You think MAYBE that tells you something about how important the government thinks ETs are?? Hmmm, interesting?A.

get the PDF here.