I hate to even mention this site — I’ll just call it CRUD. I think you know who I’m talking about.
They’ve posted all these “sightings” from around the globe. Did they run these videos through any kind of super-computer-alien-robot-analyzation application that no one outside the government even has access to? What do you think?
Now, I’m not saying the aliens aren’t here and aren’t hiding among us. I just don’t think CRUD has a line on the truth here. If I ever run into these jackholes, I’m SO gonna kick their dumb asses. Commenters are proposing that we “work” together. HAH! Are you effing kidding me? I can’t think of ANY situation in which I’d agree to do anything with these schlubs — I wouldn’t even share my roast beef on rye with them. It’d probably get infected with cooties.
Just FYI, I’ve got a busy work week ahead. Our stock kid just quit — loser. Massaging my feet is just part of the job — everyone knows that! So good luck out there in the NO economy!! Anywho, this means I gotta pick up the slack — otherwise my boss (well, she thinks she’s the boss of me) will go apecrap if the meat doesn’t get presliced just right. I’ll post from my bunker when I can.
Oh, and that “S7″ post. BOGUS. Enough said. I won’t waste my time even refuting the misinformation from this “X” character. Never happened. I don’t think she even exists. It’s all a ruse. Just forget all of that.
So, faithful readers, keep your eyes out for the REAL NBEs, which you’ll only find here on GER!
P.S. Leo, you might want to learn to spell “desist.” Or at least use a spell-checker. Dufus.
My post was not rubbish. You do remember NBE 1 don’t you? That’s him.
So.. RW… Agent X is a she? how do you know this? How do you know Sector7 doesn’t exist? Do you have more in depth knowledge of it than you’re letting on?
@S7: He was referring to the post on TRED regarding the ‘information’ about the secret government agency, “Agent X”, Dr. Rebecca Howard, Agent Gravesen, & their incompetent, bumbling leader “Simmons”.
But, if Robo-Warrior says that the government agancy that we worked on shutting down (and who’s website is still online, although idle according to the “Deceptibot” password) doesn’t exist, then by all means; it doesn’t exist.
-Why am I starting to think Robo-Warrior might have been an Agent for this non-existant agency?
@Methusalen – My thoughts exactly
Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
Robor
Methuselan and I were part of a team that helped to shut down the supposed non-existant Sector 7. So we know of what’s been posted. Intimately. When Agent X mentions you by name, it ain’t joking around.
HOWEVER, Robo-Warrior, that isn’t to say we aren’t on the same side. Mission City showed us that not all bots are bad. We only want the truth out there and the truth is that just like us fleshlings, there are good and bad amongst us.
Methusalen, I think you’re on to something here…
I don’t read TRED. There all dufuses over there. Devoted GER reader all the way.
Robo-Warrior, do you know a guy called Samuel Witwickey?
@Deadpool.:
As far as we know, the movie that RW last watched is “Eagle Eye” .. whoa– wait, wteff am I talking about ?!
Now back to your Sam Witwickey thingy..my mind’s kinda foggy, but I think one time when I was watching a news report (in our country), that name was once stated..I think it was “Sam Waltwackery”, or something like that..
I don’t really know what it’s all about, I mean, it’s not very interesting, so I just ignored it. I’m not so sure, but I think I saw a picture of that man, and he kinda looked like that actor there on Eagle Eye..but I don’t know, maybe the pic that I saw was maybe of that on the Hollywood news section of the news.
Arggh. Hollywood. Had. Enough. Already. xD
Robo-Warrior. Your actions over the last few months have annoyed us. I’m afraid though that recent developments have forced are hand.
The man your listening too is an ex-government agent called Seymour Simmons. 2 years ago he was involved in a radical government project, this project cost the government billions of dollars and gained nothing.
Recently he was fired for obvious reasons. Since than this has happened. This web-site is a desperate attempt to continue a failed project, relying on the the easily convinced. The video’s are CGI, created by government technology.
Mr Simons, we’d like you to stop this game before we have to get further involved.
You’ve been warned.
Of course he does.
That’s who got him fired.
Hey, have you seen this news article?
New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…
Who the slag is NEST? An organization? A person? A league of birds? Well, shoulda have called yourselves “COBRA” or something…
COBRAAAAAAAA!
If I can shut down Sector Seven.
I can shut you down too.
You should be fortunate that you have remained “under the radar” of these extraterrestrials.
Clearly you are regarded as but an insect, your “crown jewel” utterly useless to the “NBEs”… if it were really worth anything, you would no longer have a limb attached to your body.
I don’t even know why I bother posting here. It serves no purpose save for an amusing diversion. You are quite simpleminded indeed.
@NEST:
” a radical government project, this project cost the government billions of dollars and gained nothing.”???
Where were you? We have ALMOST EVERYTHING WE HAVE TODAY from their reverse engineering of the offline NBE-1! I wouldn’t call it “nothing gained”…
After all, it’s not S7’s fault (or SS7 for that matter) that their ‘golden goose’ escaped. It’s not entirely upper management’s fault that everything went to hell in a hand basket… After all, even the person in charge has to report to someone else.
@Methusalen:
Leave them alone. Their crazy. Blaming RW? And for what? Nothing? I hope a giant alien robot would suck up their asses someday.
And I think it’s also time for them to read some “cool” articles from the “other” blog site lately. I just saw some of these crazy “human” technology..but I don’t think of it as “human” at all..I think it’s all “hu-munn” lol jk xD but seriously, I think they’re all from the Mission City robots..don’t you think??
Robo-Warrior, here’s an idea for you: What if the NBEs are watching you now, running searches for themselves all over the Internet and looking at what you post and where you go? You’ve given some hints as to your location, and they could easily track you. Are you safe? Is anyone safe? We don’t even now that much about these lifeforms that hide among us. For all we know, they could be out to kill us, since they haven’t left yet. What if NEST is working with them? What if they are NEST themselves? You should be more careful about posting personal information. Isn’t that what all of our parents taught us before setting us loose on the Internet in the first place? NBEs could be anywhere and could easily SHUT YOU DOWN.
-Maestro
@NEST: What do you think you are doing?!? Obviously you have no effing idea what We are about at S7.
*The above comment is a joke*
Has anyone heard of the recent meteor landings this past month?
There was one that landed in Peru on June 24th, 2009 and has been making people sick with “radiation poisoning”, or so some of the reports have claimed…
And interestingly enough…the meteor is missing.
Didn’t some of the NBE’s give off some form of radiation that could sometimes give humans flu like symptoms??
OH! And I happened to find information that concerned the AIR France 447 flight…there is new speculation that a meteor may have taken it out. How come we didn’t hear THAT in the news?
Oh…and what does NEST stand for?
You mean the meteor that hit Peru in September of 2007, not 2009.
I’ll agree, it’s pretty strange. The government has been pretty good with cover-ups……and a movie put right in front of us might not be an unlikely move by them.
I’m open-minded. I’ll leave it at that.
Simmons, you ungrateful little meatbag. Surely you remember those robots who saved your life?
Or, I guess next time you’re in Egypt, We’ll let Devastator, and Megatron annihalate you!
Prime died to save your meatbag species, of course the Matrix revived him but.
Wait, is this thing public.
I’ve said too much already.
Me and Lennox will visit you if you contnue to Slander the Autobots though!
Ok First of all I want to tell you how awesome you are at your job even though Sector 7 has been shut down. People need guys like you who are very open minded about NBE’S which is very rare to find in a man. Anyway I wanted to as you a few things.
What made you get into NBE’S?
Why was your job when you worked for sector 7?
How did you feel when NBE-01 escaped from the hoover dam?
whats was it like being in Egypt while being chased around by NBE’S?
@fangirl
We are not NBEs!
We are Cybertronians!
We have names you know, and since that incident with the Fallen, and every TV, PC and phone on Earth recieving that message…
You now know we exist.
We are not evil amongst you, only a few are, and with the help of NEST, the Autobots continue to hunt down and destroy any remaining decepticons.
We’re what keeps you meat-things safe at night.
Remember that.
Also Simmons.
You checking IP addresses would do nothin, the way we work is by hacking human computors incredibly fast and then posting here, it would be too risky to post from our own connection, others would be able to track us.
So of course when you check the IP address we post from, it’ll be a human IP address. Liunked to a human network.
May Primus save you if the decepticons find you though…
@Ironhide: Good job! Hey, I can help if you want.
This message is directed at the one posing to be S7 personel.
Give up kid, if you had any idea what they had done, or what we do now, just to keep you from being wiped out.
You would’nt be able to go into stasis at night.
Sector 7, is not somebody you wanna hang around with.
That or Robo-Warrior.
Or, as those who have met him call him.
Simmons.
Don’t expect this to be the last message you recieve.
As long as you continue to slag us.
I’ll continue to do this.
@Ironhide
actually im aware of your names i just choose to say nbe because I highly doubt simmons knows your actual names. Secondly I did not ask for your protection now did I why dont yo remember that instead of boring me with your bad attitude
Hi Ironhide! We did a good job demolishing those Decepticons, no? I just hope Galloway dosn’t blow a fuse and have us terminated… He almost had NEST kill us back at the hangar… Lennox had him parachute from the plane, landing him in a random Egyptian desert. He still hasn’t arrived back at base yet…
GOOD!, i cant stand Galloway anyways. someone should have dropped him in the dead sea.
i just finish playing this new game over my friends house, sound called transformers. it was awesome. but on the other hand, i would hate to come across one of those things in real life.
@ Ironhide: First of all, thank you. I deeply appreciate everything that you and the other Autobots have done to protect us. I admit that we could be much better hosts and more deserving of your kindness. But those of us who know about you are very grateful. And spread the word–there are those humans who would gladly help you. Don’t forget that.
@ Chromia: I don’t think that little government toady will be able to have any of you terminated. You guys helped to save this planet. If anything, the little chump seriously owes all of you. But if any Autobots need a place to stay, just pipe up. I’ll make room in my garage for one or two of you. It’s no trouble for me.
Ugh. That game totally misrepresents us! We aren’t THAT violent, and there aren’t nearly that many Decepticons in the universe! There aren’t even that many Transformers! It portrays us as a destructive and uncaring race, when in reality, we are merely larger, metal, versions of you Earthlings. We have emotions, we have feelings, and we do not like it when people call our ,noble, deceased, leader a ,”Pile of scrap metal”. *Galloway* Anyway, in conclusion, never trust your government. They send out misinformation in the form of cover-ups and video-games. They may seem fun at first, but when you are of the species that they are about, they are very prejudice.
Just watched Lou Dobbs intro. Apparently our government network is getting hacked into. The suspect is North Korea. That caught me offguard.
I’m not joking either.
Oh Crap! According to Lennox, Galloway’s currently En Route to our base in Diego Garcia! And he’s apparently not very happy with us… Crud. Epps just came over and informed us that the rat is still in charge of us… Looks like several NEST soldiers are going to be fired. Organic, and metallic.
This fool is horribly misinformed
I’m en-route back from the UK.
The decepticon protoforms that landed there have been de-activated, and stored.
Chromia tell Prime I’m returning, and please.
please for the love of Primus do not mention Bumblebee.
He’s been keeping an eye on the realeffingdeal.com.
Except he thought it best to use an anagrom for his name.
Now some meatbags are taking him for Be be Umbel, and, he’s not exactly doing a good job.
Unfortunately, word has it that NEST may be disbanded over the next few months, which means we’re back at square one.
We, may however be able to salvage some of the Cybertronian tech, from the sun harvester.
And use it as a safe source to generate energon!
Hey Hatchet!
Hey ‘Hide!:D
Guess what?!
My twin is back in town. That’s right! The yellow pee colored flower of doom is back.
Doesn’t that suck?
Oh, and Simmons. You also suck. Have a nice day. ^_^
RW, your actions are really beginning to trouble me. I’ll admit it. Mission City was a disaster but it was largely out of your hands at that point, so stop taking credit where it isn’t due.
And could you please drop the “there was no S7 facade” already. Your readers aren’t as gullible as you think. S7 did exist and it was disbanded after Mission City. All documents produced during the agency’s run were securely transferred to NARA where they have been tucked away among the thousands of classified pages they hold. However, a recent audit ordered by the National Security Council shows that there is a discrepancy between the number of boxes held and the number on S7’s final inventory list. The boxes missing seem oddly similar to the information in your purported “crown jewel”. Hiding an open secret is futile, you should know that already.
@Chromia:
Where’s your other “sisters?” May I know how they have been doing?..
(FYI, I don’t have any plans of courting an alien) xD
So, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker’s back? I haven’t seen him since the battles on Cybertron.
Prime hasn’t told me yet, although, the amount of us veiwing this page, it seems excellent for communication.
I’m expecting Prime to be back from his mission later today, NEST headquaters are fine.
How’s Vegas Sideswipe, and Ratchet, How are Chromia’s sisters?
Well, Ironhide, Vegas is a big city, so it has been hard to locate the Decepticons. The “neon signs” are bright and unpleasing to the optic sensors. Chromia’s sisters are fine.
ive all ways wonderd why NBE’s are all ways among the human eye i would think that NBE’s would have already found out a way to hack into a satillite like sound wave and still not no how to hype the human system into making an everyday kid into a super robotic human that could possibly destroy the human race!
@ Ironhide: Please don’t be too harsh with Bumblebee. He was just trying to help and remember, he doesn’t mind being around us humans. Truth be told, he was a wonderful help and I truly appreciated the information he gave us. (And Bumblebee, if you’re out there and can read this: Thank you. For everything.)
@ Chromia: Who got fired? Any Cybertronians need help? I’ll gladly let an Autobot stay in my garage for however long he/she might need. It’s no trouble.
And Galloway needs to go. Pronto. He doesn’t know what in the slag he is doing and will only make things a lot worse.
I saw some clips of your battle in China. I wish I were with NEST.
WOW THIS SITE IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!