I’ve noticed some of you commenters SOUND like NBEs. So, I figured, great, if they’re coming to me, I can track them down and turn them in. So I ran your TCP/IP signatures, along with the text you each posted, through what we’ll call my “crown jewel.” And BAM! NONE of you are NBEs. Not one!
What you are are NBE wannabes! If you’re siding with them, well, that’s your mistake, sisters. I hope the rest of you out there get it: THEY ARE OUR ENEMIES!! Some of them might SEEM like they’re friendly, but in the end, they get you fired.
So, wannabes, stop pretending to be bots. Post as you are — humans! I believe in the 1st amendment (as long as it serves my purposes), so I’m not gonna waste my breaks policing you people. But everyone else should know who they’re dealing with. If I find an actual NBE even LOOKING at my site, you’re gonna hear about it, trust me.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming….
Bravo sir!
Although it could be considered ‘funny’ to someone who’s not aware of the dire consequences of the situation, it’s actually quite distracting to those of us who are attempting to take this as seriously as it is…
The *TRUE* NBEs are out there somewhere, and it’s only a matter of time before another one of them slips up and blows their cover… We have to discover what it is they’re doing here before it’s too late. If we put our heads together, it’s possible that (with luck), we might be able to discover just what that reason is…
Of course I’m not an NBE. But, just because I know about them and you don’t, their names, factions and such, does not make me an NBE. You should know by now that some of us, even only one or two, are going to know more then you. just let it cross your mind, even. It really does make sense.
S7–
Signing out
If I were an NBE you would know, if any of us were NBE’s you’d know cause we wouldn’t bother talking, we’d have tracked youd down already and done whatever it is they do, but the end result is the same old chap, death.
That’s why we’re here, to figure out what they’re doing and stop them before they track you down and bugger you up. Something tells me it wont be long till something happens.
Anyway, I’m off to Egypt with my girl friend soon, but I’ll keep up to date with this site. You’re onto something, hope you live to see the results.
I’m no NBE. Trust me, I’m human. (There are days I wish I wasn’t, though.)
I’m not afraid of all NBEs, just the unfriendly ones. I still believe that there are friendly ones out there and that they are helping to protect us.
Just sayin’.
Robo-Warrior, if the NBEs are as powerful as thought, is it not possible for them to be monitoring the Internet and other forms of communication? I’m willing to bet that one of those NBEs are tracking this site at this exact moment!
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE “SOUND”ING OUT ON THIS “WAVE” OF INFORMATION. I LIKE THE RESPONSES!!
@STARSCEAM2005: Stop with the all caps. It’s annoying, it’s like you’re yelling at everyone.
sorry about that. my business computer is set that way. im not yelling at anyone.
If any of us were an NBE surely itould track you down, you’re playing a dangerous game here so be careful, you’re onto something big here mate, I’m thinking Nobel prize big.
Good luck old chap.
EnglishGavz
You dare say that we do not comment on your site? Our leader has spoken up at least ten times, not to mention some of the underlings. We’ve been monitoring all webpages such as this one. We use E-bay to buy supplies for our battle against the enemy. You, my friend, are an enemy. You consider all of our race to be evil, when most of us are on the side of justice. Some of these humans believe in trusting us, and they are the ones whom we reveal ourselves to.
Now that, is freaky.
WOW, CAN I JUST SAY WOW. I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE (RW) RIGHT NOW!
wow. these are very interesting comments, and I can only say one thing. We are out there watching your every move. some of our skulls have been found and recovered, and we have even attempted contact with you Earthlings. I still don’t understand a few things about Earth. Why do you need weapons and war? and also, I think your parodies on us in things such as the Twilight Zone and Doctor Who must end. They are making us look ridiculous and we do not. we simply look like you humans, only we are usually taller and better looking. (Who is that hideous being you have named Cindy Crawford?)Thank you for listening, my leader appreciates this greatly, and with all due respect Earth is an amazing planet.
Pretty cool post. I just came across your site and wanted to say
that I have really liked reading your posts. Anyway
I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post again soon!
@missmyrteriousarcee: I LIKE Doctor Who. It is not a parody, it is an honest Sci-Fi show that people make a living off of. So, before you go off insulting shows that we like, you should think about watching them yourself.
I just noticed all these people in our school today going “gaga” over this *movie* that they were talking about with giant alien robots. I didn’t know, but I just figured out that it was actually a sequel, which means they did not only did *it* once, but twice.
I remembered one time when my brother and I was strolling in the department store in the mall to buy some school stuff. Guess what I found out. Here came (out of nowhere) these weird notebooks displaying some giant alien robots. PLUS, in assorted colors: yellow, blue, black, gray, and another yellow! WTEff? Now, who in the world would buy those?! And take note: it’s from the same movie..hrmm?! What’s up with you, film-director-man you?! Sick. But I have no choice: among the choice of notebooks, most were too girlish, so I bought at least two of those instead. God forbid me.
But wait, there’s more!!
After eating dinner and buying some school supplies, our last stop was to a toy store. Y’know, to check out some interesting things and stuff. But hey, hey, heeyyy!! Well, whadaya expect? Still those giant effing alien robot toys from that effing movie. I knew it, my country is in for an invasion.
P.S. Please don’t tell me the U.S. government is fooling our’s in my country all over again..think about the result of their black deal:
Hollywood + U.S. Government = Huge Blockbuster
Obi-wan, please help us.
…crown jewel?
The only thing that could possibly determine such information sounds similar to an item I misplaced some time ago.
And for that matter… you assume that these “NBEs” would be foolish enough to allow triangulation of their locations. This is an advanced race capable of downloading the entire internet in seconds. It is entirely possible that they realise any use of their actual identities would be red-flagged immediately by others capable of detecting their kind – if a simpering fool like you can do such a thing, others SURELY can.
Odds are the NBEs are capable of FAR more sophisticated spoofing techniques than you could imagine. One could say that they perhaps even have a direct conduit to the World Wide Web set up at a relay point itself… this would easily allow for spoofing of IP addresses beyond detection.
Exciting!
If I were you…I would be more concerned about finding and tracking the NBE’s that can now take human disguises.
Not just holograms either. Almost real, as in the flesh…you can actually touch them!
I don’t know about you Robo Warrior, but it sounds to me that they may be more of a threat then the ones who don’t disguise themselves in human form.
Be on your gaurd.
So the robots can now look like us squishies?! That’s really frightening, when you think about it.
every time i goto Disney world, i get freaked out by those Alice in wonderland robots. i just know somewhere inside of me , telling me their are REAL.
^ Dude, that is seriously freaking me out here…
I think you better be careful Simmons. Ironhide has been upset with you lately. He might show up at your house and destroy it, you know how he is about destroying organics he dosen’t like. He almost terminated Sam’s parents, but luckily Prime stopped him.
@ Ratchet: How exactly does one get on Ironhide’s good side? I mean, I really respect the big guy, but I don’t think he’d like hearing that from me. (I am a squishy, you know.)