Well well well, look who’s the king of information today! Jasper the Box Man sent me this EXCLUSIVE link to a video on YourTube showing an actual giant effing alien robot NOT hiding in plain sight. Well, it was trying to, but…DENIED! And you’re one real effing genius for NOT sending this sitrep to The Ridiculous Elfish Dingdongs – they need to realize who the real professionals are.
Unfortunately, that ditzy woman (but hot — can’t ignore that, I mean, we’re all HUMAN, right? RIGHT??) is in no way prepared for the full-scale alien INVASION we’re all about to endure (she’s READING???) — unless that prissy pink bag contains a howitzer and flame thrower (obviously, I mean the miniature versions the government may or may not have in its secret advanced weapons and technology lab about which I have no comment.)
So let this be a warning to all you wannabe Robo-Warriors out there. We’re the only line of defense against the invaders, so let’s get this alien dance party started. CAN. YOU. DIG IT?!
Props to the Box! I don’t what the eff your name means, but your sleuthing is top notch. I could use someone like you in my organization…if and when I have one. Any of you other amateur detectives out there with hot intel need to send it to me ASAP!
Aha! This time the robot was aware of surveillance without actually seeing the camera. My theory of them being able to detect such devices is true!
Oh no. The pattern, the Exoskeleton. The color. This is not good. I really, really know who this guy is. We have to stop him at all costs! Hide in your bunkers, hide anywere! You have to stay away from this one.
It is possible that I could be wrong, but I do not think so. Just stay away from this guy and make sure to let the BIG BOYS handle it.
THAT ROBOT SURE HAD SOME (JAZZINESS) ABOUT HIM. THOUGH I THINK IF WE SAW A DIFFERENT (SIDE)WAYS PICTURE OF HIM WE WOULD BE SURE.
OH No
I’d like to meet an NBE. Not any of the bad ones, though. A nice one. ^^
I predict that Robo-Warrior is going to say that there are no good NBEs so I ask this:
Do you really think that the NBEs in Mission City were eliminated by human technology? Think about it, compared to their technology, we’re still throwing poo at eachother! There must have been another alien force protecting us (with the help of the army, of course).
Woa I realy need to get out of the workshop more
Hey Robo-Warrior!
I’ve heard from some of friends who were in Mission City during that “incident” that there was some sorta crazy electric wave thing and vending machine NBEs! Can you confirm that?
In addition, there’s this rumor going around here that one of the cop cars had been seen driving WITHOUT a driver. zomg.
Well, he sure seemed in a hurry. Wonder what was up.
@ Emkay: I’m with you. I wouldn’t mind meeting one of the friendlies; I think it’d be kinda cool.
@ Deadpool: you in southern Nevada? If you see that cop car, you stay far away — that sucker is bad news. It looks like an LA cop car, but it’s not — it’s an N.B.E., specifically N.B.E.-04.
@ Robo-Warrior: how’s your mother?
HOLY FRIGGIN’ S%*T! Was THAT a robot?! Man! Thanks to this vid, I realise my Dad was right when he said that I really need to get out more! So I’m gonna start going out more and look out for alien robots in my coutry. But boy do I hope to meet an NBE, a nice one of course.
Hey, “Robo-Warrior”, I know who you are and I’ve met these “NBE”s. Contact me.
That was human (ish). No robot moves that naturally, that was some sort of exo-skeleton suit! I’m thinking a government project! You can speculate about alien but this countries worst problem is the government!
That looks like NBE -01.
Or NBE -something also known as Jazz.
Incredible – That must have been a 200ft leap off the top of the roof!…
^ Well, I’m sure a robot can handle a drop from that height.
wtf
Whoa can I actually comment this?
Is that Oil Slick? It must be the apperence is exact match to as I remember.
Oh hey, it’s a N.B.E *coughTRANSFORMERcough* on top of a roof building. Good luck on your robot hunt, Simmons. Don’t get too close to The Fallen, though. He light just step on you when he gets here. ;D