So, on my “day off” I had to go upstate to help my cousin fix up his barn. Disgusting. My superior intellect and skills were not meant for mucking around in manure, despite what my cousin says. (And by the way, Harold, it’s called “supervising,” which is NOT the same as “standing around shouting at people while doing nothing.” Yeah, I heard you, dumbass.)
Anywhat, now I’m back in town and first thing I see this morning is this post by TheREalWhoCaresDeal.com. First of all, they’re not E.T.s (what are you, from like the 1980s?); they’re called N.B.E.s — get your acronyms right. Second of all, the Scranton-Pittsburgh UFO Highway, aka corridor, is not news. Where’ve you been, living under a rock? Hmmm…that would explain A LOT.
Moving on. So maybe they ARE here. Maybe more of them are showing up EVERY SINGLE DAY. You want to do something about it, tell your peeps to write to their Congressmen to tell the White House to reinstate any kind of secret anti-alien agency it might’ve once had and shut down, if there ever was something of that nature, of which I have no idea. But if they DID, then they should hire back whoever was in charge and put them on the case with the full backing of the U.S. of A., especially the Treasury department, which controls the flow of cashola. (And a raise would be nice — maybe an extra week of vacation — but I’m sure whoever we’re talking about ain’t picky…although, a raise would definitely help with morale. Capish?) THEN you’d see some real fireworks, baby. I’m talking weird-ass technology light-years ahead of what you can even imagine. Area 51, that’s all I’m saying (which clearly doesn’t violate any kind of government oath). Point is, we gotta get the right people on the job, right now. I’m only saying this for the good of the country, the world, even the whole planet!
P.S. Oh and by the way Leo, some people didn’t get to eat hot dogs and drink adult beverages. Some people had to do actual work on their day off. In manure. And what about the veterans of this great country? All of us owe them our freedom, even our very lives, so people like you can “chill” on THEIR holiday. You know what kind of hell they had to go through just to do their jobs and save all our butts? So just you wait — when you move out of your parents’ bathroom, the world is gonna eat you alive, junior!
Robo-Warrior,
I agree with you in regards to both honoring those that make sacrifices (even the “Ultimate Sacrifice”) to protect our great nation, as well as the issue of the Non-Biological Extraterrestrials and the return of Sector, er a Sector of government to keep tabs on them. I don’t believe that they are all evil, although I *am* beginning to believe that whatever technological advances they may be in thier possession shouldn’t be released to the public all willy-nilly… As you may know already, not all of them are working against us (random ‘oil baths’ not withstanding), but there *ARE* those that *DO* wish us harm. The US government needs to ally themselves with the Auto… Autonomous Robtos and elevate our military technology to protect ourselves, should something happen and they can’t help us. We need to be able to protect ourselves from any threat, be it international or extra-terrestrial!
I wanted to appologize to you personally regarding my role in the StopS7 campaign a few years ago. I meant no ill-will to you personally, we only meant to expose the truth. -Ironic, as the ‘head honcho’ of that group is now running his own Conspiracy site. I had attempted to contact you via email, but I got an Auto-Reply telling me to post instead, so here I am.
If there is anything I can do to assist you, feel free to contact me at this address.
-Methusalen out.
I don’t get it, Robo, maybe you can help me out. *If* there were such a secret agency as you describe that has now been disbanded, and *if* the aliens that said agency was assigned to track are still here now and are in fact continuing to arrive in greater numbers, then why was the agency disbanded, and what, if anything, has taken their place?
Also, if, as the previous comment suggests, there are in fact TWO factions of alien robot, one of which is our ally and sharing advanced alien technology with the US government to fight the other alien “side”, how does this affect the balance of power vis a vis our relationships with other nations? Could we conceivably use this technology to establish a permanent advantage over our terrestrial enemies?
Thanks Robo-Dude, keep fighting the good fight, you rawk! -BBU
A light-year is a unit of distance, not time.
I witnessed the destruction in Mission City.
I guess you want your old job back
I’d have thought you’d never want to be around another N.B.E. again. Not after the “lubrication” incident.
In all seriousness, I am truly grateful for the sacrifices made by our servicemen and women out there. Two people I care about are stationed overseas; I pray for their safe return everyday.