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EM Effing P???

Even my own mother wouldn’t fall for this b.s.

So one of the most intriguing events in recent memory happens and all the TRED-duds can come up with is “electro-magnetic pulse?” Hello? That’s what every government organization says any time they need to hide the truth. Apparently they don’t realize that a true EMP event actually FRIES electronic circuits!!! It doesn’t “interfere with wireless signals.” Could you just go to the wikipedia for two seconds to do some research (although, half of the posts on official government ops on that thing are written by conspiracy theory wackos like Leo and his dorky pals, so you can’t trust everything you read there either).

What was my point? Oh, yeah. Try digging a little deeper, people. Amateur hour is over. Did anybody even consider that maybe these vehicles were switched with some other kind of electro-mechanical devices and then switched back again before anyone realized what was happening? Perhaps something of the ALIEN variety? I mean, come on, nothing works fine then suddenly doesn’t work then works completely fine again. Especially not computers.

So, let’s put some more effort into coming up with REASONABLE explanations for these occurrences, okay? All you need’s a little brain power, a little elbow grease, and little not-being-a-complete-idiot.

13 Comments on this article

  1. Franzy says:

    That site is totally blowing stuff out of proportion, like seriously, how can an EMP fry a car?

  2. Bludgeon says:

    *sheds a single tear*

  3. Lucas K. Duhkain says:

    I would assume the amount of damage done by a EMP would be the force made to create it, honestly.

  4. intersect says:

    an EMP can fry any car that has microchips in it (most nowadays). Unfortunately, the damage is not temporary, it destroys circuits, which is clearly not the case of the article. The is something much fishier at work here, good find R-W!

  5. kalyrules says:

    Alien? maybe, but just think on all the advancements we’ve had in technology so far, different kinds of EMPs doen’t seem to out of this world does it??

  6. Maybe it was alien. Maybe, just maybe.
    I weep for those poor cars though. :(

  7. Roohi says:

    I cannot believe any of this…I’m terrified!

  8. Jar Axel says:

    Your right not an EMP but definatly an EM field effect of some kind.

    Interesting how quik they were to blame the satelite isn’t it.

  9. Methusalen says:

    I don’t know about all electronics working fine one minute, not working another, and then working fine again later…

    I had a Nokia phone that was WONDERFUL (You’ve gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.).
    One day, it just stopped working. I switched it out with a backup phone for the day. I came back to it after work; and it was working fine again! I haven’t had any problems with it since!

    Now, I know that this probably wouldn’t be true with an Electromagnetic Pulse, as that would FRY the chips, would it not? There wouldn’t be any way around that; unless the government (or OTHER technologically advanced alien race) is hiding something from us!

  10. Be Be Umbel says:

    An EMP of sufficient size and power can destroy ANY kind of electric circuit. EMP blasts generated by currently available (terrestrial) means are only strong enough to burn delicate semiconductor circuits at close range, but blasts orders of magnitude larger could melt the US power grid. How could such a mega-EMP be generated? Theoretically a well-placed solar storm might do the trick…

  11. Be Be Umbel, that’s really a scary thought.
    If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding in my closet…

  12. LeraJenkins says:

    The authoritative message :)

  13. PeterMontee says:

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